My balcony attracts birds: starlings, pidgeons, and crows to be exact. Of the three I much prefer the starlings. The starlings try to keep the other birds run off. But, a crow is hard to budge.
The Daily Carlton Report: He took himself to get infused this morning. He is not anywhere near well. He has a huge hole in his chest. Exposed all the way down to this breast bone. But, for now, the infectious disease doc has gotten the sepsis under control. As for the staph infected hole in his chest – hopefully the World War I antibiotic solution that I brew up in the kitchen is doing the job. Next doctor’s visit – Tuesday. Nevertheless – I am treating him like a well person. A weak and wimpy well person. But a well person.
Every time I go to Amazon.com (and I go there way too often), I see this “ad”. 
I guess this refers to some “reality” TV show about which I am blessedly ignorant. When I think “Prepare like Bear” I think about eating vast amounts of salmon sashimi and salmon roe and all the wild blueberries with in a 5 mile radius.