In Honolulu, as in our village, there is a large homeless population. Unlike our village, Honolulu has elevated freeways. Homeless people live under the freeways. The fiber optic cable for Internet, phone, TV whatever is run more or less exposed under the freeways. You can fill in the rest of the story for yourself.
Actually, there is more to tell. Most likely who ever cut the cable yesterday thought it was copper. But, last week, a homeless man caught the fiber optic cable on fire. Now, you gotta believe he was pissed about something or the other.