Chicken paws?
Really?
$1.36 a pound.
Chicken feet, also known as paws, are apparently full of collagen and other beneficial substances.
Nevertheless, I did not purchase any.
Moving on.
If you can trace your ancestry to Canada, you might be eligible for Canadian citizenship.
Which suddenly sounds like a useful option.
Or at least a comforting one.
I have never been even slightly interested in genealogy.
Not mine.
Not Carlton’s.
Not yours.
Not anyone’s.
But now I find myself wondering.
Perhaps dear old Dad’s Cajun maternal line came down to Louisiana in the late 1700s from maritime Canada.
Or perhaps they wandered down from Montreal or Quebec in the early 1700s.
Wayward French trappers.
Ask three different Large Language Models about your eligibility for Canadian citizenship, and you will get three different versions of your family history.
My family tree is… scraggly.
Additional research is required before I learn all the verses of “Oh Canada”.