Tokyo – Day 56

Exactly how do people go from this degree of order to…

that…

in less than 15 minutes.

I had pictured a nice, civilized little train ride to Yokohama. I’ve been there several times. No big deal.

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out that way.

I got on the right train. A few stops along, the announcements suddenly sounded different—and everyone got off. That seemed like a strong hint, so I got off too. Everyone lined up neatly on another platform, so I did that as well.

Then I noticed a sign saying the next train would be ten minutes late. Unheard of. About fifteen minutes later, a train arrived—stuffed. Truly stuffed. Another human could not possibly fit. But somehow, we all got squished on anyway.

Everyone was wearing puffy winter jackets. It was unreal. I felt oddly cushioned and strangely safe. I couldn’t move anything. I happened to have my phone in my hand, so I managed to take exactly one photo—of the floor.

A couple of stops later, I was pushed off the train with the crowd.

I got back on and continued to Yokohama Station. But I could not, for the life of me, find my way out of the station. Every attempt led directly into yet another shopping mall. Eventually, I declared ENOUGH, got back on the train, and returned to the hotel.

A different kind of adventure.

Did I mention the stairs? 
Still, it’s hard to stay annoyed when the shopping mall offers muffins stuffed with Oreos.
Or loaves of sliced bread, shaped like cats.

Japan is a weird and wonderful place. 

Last night, I did make it out to see some of the “illuminations,” as they’re called here.

Everything is a photo op.

And not all the illuminations are outside.

I found the perfect chandelier for my bordello at the Baccarat store.
This “illumination” is right outside my hotel. Tonight I might seek out others.

Or not.

You never know.

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