Today’s only adventure was taking my box of coffee to the post office.
Isn’t that exciting?
And now I learn that Calibri has been declared a DEI typeface. Naturally, it’s a Microsoft font — and all my fonts are Apple or Adobe — so I cannot immediately start using it on everything, even if I wanted to join the revolution via typography.
Have I mentioned recently that I hate the second quarter of the 21st century? Absolutely hate it. My current longevity goal is to live long enough to see the war crimes trials of the current regime begin.
Why am I getting my panties in a wad over a typeface when, earlier today, the United States of America stole an oil tanker from Venezuela? I believe the polite term for that is piracy.
At this rate, I may get off the plane in Chuuk next week and apply for political asylum.