The swimming pool across the street opened today. And, of course, the water is freezing and the air is cool, but the kids are enjoying it to the max.
Worked on my video project today. Kept reminding myself that “perfection is the enemy of progress”.
This morning, at breakfast I noticed a table of “regulars” consisting of a doctor, a general, and a preacher. This leads me to ask ChatGPT for a joke about a doctor, a general, and a preacher.
ChatGPT: Sure, here’s a joke for you:
A general, a doctor, and a preacher walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks. As they start sipping their beverages, they notice a fly buzzing around their table.
The general, being a man of action, quickly pulls out his pistol and starts shooting at the fly. He fires round after round, but unfortunately, he only manages to shatter a few glasses and scare away the other customers.
The doctor, concerned about safety and health, grabs a nearby towel and starts swatting at the fly. He swings the towel with precision and finesse, but the fly proves to be too quick for him. He ends up knocking over a few chairs and causing a small commotion.
Meanwhile, the preacher has been silently observing the chaos. He raises his hands and starts praying, “Oh Lord, please guide this fly out of our presence and restore peace to this establishment.”
Just as he finishes his prayer, the fly suddenly drops dead on the table.
The general and the doctor look at the preacher in awe. They exclaim, “Wow, how did you do that?”
The preacher smiles and replies, “Well, I guess sometimes you just have to let go and let God handle it.”
Not willing to leave well enough alone I put the same test to Bard.
Bard: Sure, here is a joke about a general, a doctor, and a preacher who walk into a bar:
A general, a doctor, and a preacher walk into a bar.
The barkeep says, Is this some kind of a joke?
The general says, “I’m here to lead you to victory.”
The doctor says, “I’m here to heal you.”
The preacher says, “I’m here to bury you.”
The barkeep says, “You’re in luck. Because I am all out of beer.”
It’s a strange world. But, I still want my robot cat.