Not doing much today.

You shouldn’t take pictures of surfers with your telephone! But when did that ever stop me from trying?

Sort of trying to get over jet lag exacerbated by old age today. Didn’t actually go in the water. Did some walking.

And some grocery shopping. There seem to be selective supply chain issues. At least at Safeway. 

The Peanut Butter pickings were slim.
The Booze Department was better stocked.

Yesterday morning TSA give me a comprehensive frisking. Even looked inside my pants. Fortunately, I had a nice thong on!  The matron wanted to take me to a private area to look at my undies. But, I insisted that I wasn’t going anywhere and  I was prepared to strip right out in public. (I wasn’t just being obstreperous, I wasn’t willing to abandon all my belongings over on the XRay conveyor belt. And I was perfectly willing to strip.)

The matron is eventually convinced that I am not a hazard to air travel and I get on the plane to Phoenix. Where  I find  Free Bikini Waxing! In the airport? 

Phoenix Airport

Think I am going to toddle off and make myself a peanut butter and banana sandwich and some coffee for dinner. or I could hack up the pineapple that came as a welcome gift. It’s a really nice pineapple. But pineapples are a bitch to process without a proper knife.

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