
Answer: Right now it’s 14 degrees Fahrenheit. That little conversation was at 6:45 this morning. All of the buildings are puffing away.
Today is just like yesterday. Still moving data around. Went to barre class. Made a BIG mistake. Weighed myself. Not a good idea. I kept pushing and pushing and pushing the little weight farther and farther to the right.
Dinner tonight is going to be “Slutty Oatmeal”. Meaning I will add enough good stuff to the oatmeal to completely counteract any possible nutritional benefit. I plan on adding brown sugar, butter, cream, granola, berries at a minimum. My plan is to pass on adult beverages and dessert. We’ll see how that works.
Management installed a “Is that bitch dead yet?” monitor in my apartment. If I don’t go to the potty between 9 PM and 9 AM management will dispatch a search team to my apartment. Not really sure what’s in it for me? And, as I recall, Carlton died very nicely in his own bed around noon. Shortly after taking a shower. So, he would have been dead for almost 24 hours before they found him. Apparently, we can opt out if we have “concerns”. Lots of room for drama.
