And, why am I glad to be old. Because I will NEVER have sex with a man using one of these things. Of that, I am very sure. Absolutely positive. i.Con a Fitbit for … well see for yourself NSFW
The parable of the hair stick.
This is my second favorite hair stick. It’s not that I don’t have lots of hair sticks.
Some rather expensive. Some started life as cocktail stirrers.
Today, it was chilly and windy. I debated the wisdom of using my second favorite hair stick to secure my hair. I knew it was a little risk. I might lose it. And sure enough, when I got on the bus, my hair was flying around and the hair stick was nowhere to be found.
So, I told myself. OK. You lost it. But, isn’t it better to have lost it wearing it rather than having it get termites or dry rot from just hanging with the other hair sticks. On my way home, I looked for it. And, when I got home – there it was at the front desk, waiting for me.
I was happy to see it, but, I still think that you should use the stuff that you love every chance you get. What are you saving it for?
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