No one has been killed at the GOP convention, yet. And – this is still a good thing.
I came up with these scenarios while eating lunch. The Donald must be trying to figure out how to get control of the convention – AKA “The Hootananny From Hell”.
He has one last chance. I have two possible game plans for tonight’s speak. They involve costumes, a little plagiarism and no content.
First idea – Go with a Roman theme ca 65AD. Wear togo. come into the arena on a sedia gestatoria like Popes used in bygone days. Accompanied by blond Victoria Secret models and large animals on leashes.
Second idea – Go with a German theme ca 1936. Wear nice brown uniform and jack boots. March into the arena with a phalanx of armed white males in full riot gear.
AND then from either entrance – just wing it! How hard can it be?
(Apologies in advance to underwear models, Romans, Germans, large animals, and even white males.)
BTW – lunch was good. Better than these ideas for sure. May you live in interesting times.