Man eats shark today. Well, Carlton eats shark. I was careful not to tell him it was shark until he had scarfed it down. And a little Thai peanut sauce was added to spice it up.
Actually shark is a mild (flavorless?) firm white fish. Shark is much cheaper than tuna at this time of year. And, Thai peanut sauce takes care of the flavor problem.
Shark eats man, then man eats shark- Turn about is fair play