The baldface hornet isn’t really a hornet. It is a yellow jacket. According to Clemson University:
Known for large nests and a defensive nature, baldfaced hornets are an impressive and often misunderstood members of the wasp family. Contrary to the name, the baldfaced hornet is not a hornet. It is actually one of the many types of yellowjackets found in the United States. The baldfaced hornet is often confused with a similar sized wasp, the European hornet, which is the only true hornet in North America. In nature, baldfaced hornets are extremely valuable because they kill many pests including flies, caterpillars, and spiders. It is only when their nests are located near areas of human activity that they pose a threat to people.
Hey, Carlton… This is really sad. I makes me wish were a believer. Then I could light a candle. I know you remember Ryan Levins. The kid from one of the flat square states who volunteered at Harpers Ferry with us. Last I heard he was Chief Ranger at Harpers Ferry. A couple of days ago, he was competing in a law enforcement/fire fighters bike race. There was a serious wreck. One guy died. Two are in grave condition at Fairfax. On TV they just said that Ryan was one of the two. You have been dead 9 months today. But, I am sadder about Ryan.
On a happier note… Your good buddy and one of the last to see you alive, Bob became a grandfather early this morning. It is a boy and everyone is doing fine. And since you have been away for 9 months – you most likely didn’t know that a grandbaby was coming.