For the last few years – April Fools Day was damn grim.
April Fools 2013 – I thought things were pretty grim on April 1, 2013. Waiting for Carlton’s operation. Had no idea how bad things were going to get.
April Fools 2014 – It seems that I was reading Mr C’s latest PET Scan. This was while he was losing a pound a day. He had a huge bump on top of his head. And We had never heard of Merkel Cell. The skin cancer that makes you wish you had melanoma.
April Fools 2002 – But, long ago – in 2002 – We were young and healthy. And I was learning Flash. It made a little take off on Mr Potato Head. I am too lazy to figure out how to imbed it into the WordPress structure. But it still lives on my server space. Go Play Mr CarltonHead.
As of now: My affairs are in order. My apartment is a mess. But, my affairs are in order. All documented on archival paper. Hopefully stapled with rust proof nickel copper staples. Locked away in my lawyer’s safe. Waiting for me to stop being me. I signed the documents this afternoon. Feeling good about this.
Am I going to cook my dinner tonight? I think not. I hear avocado and oranges calling my name. The makings of a really nice salad. So, I will not cook dinner. I will assemble dinner.
Great rabbits!