Not Canada – Day 6

Nassau Today. 

Nothing to lure the Old Bat off the ship in Nassau. I am slowing down these days. However I am well passed my best if used by date.

I don’t seem to rate towel animals. I get wash cloth animals. It’s a hard life.

Enjoyed my Zoom yoga class today. Zoom yoga is the only good thing from Covid Time. But the floor was damned hard

Mr Moon showed up again last night.

Canada would have been my first choice, but this is fine.

Not Canada – day 5

1953. September 27. Moon Shot

Spending the day docked in Port Canaveral.
Not much going oing on.
Nothing for an elderly pedestrian.

So. I sat on the deck and supervised harbor activities.

Big bad Carnival party boat.
Our massive big sister. Utopia of the Seas.
Finally, Disney house. Wish.

The Wish is the most intriguing.
It’s faux old school.
Unlike our boat who is actual old school.

Not Canada – Day 4.

If you pick the wrong staircase you’ll be a long way from your cabin
Watching football from the pool seems to be very popular.
A great disappointment is the quality of the desserts . For show. Not for eating .

And another day on board winds down. 

Not Canada – day 3.

Finally! Underway. 24 hours late.
But, there are sunsets.
And towel animals.
And very few passengers.
0734. I was all doped up on Dramamine. So, I was fine. Indeed I was slightly disappointed that the waves weren’t up over my window.

Not Canada – Day 2

0702. My ocean view of the parking lot.
The crew is tying things down.
The crew is tying everything down.

We should be heading into the storm in about 30 minutes.
I would be happy to stay right here.

And the pools are empty.
Important for the Royal Caribbean bottom line – the casino can’t open until weare in international waters.
Never head into a storm with dirty windows!
Never say never
Lunch. From champagne to espresso. With a cheese course. This was in Baltimore yesterday.

On June 9, 2022 I wrote that I would never have a meal with a cheese course again.. Happily, I was wrong.

 

Not Canada – Day 1

This is as close as I am getting to Canada. A granola bar left over from my trip in July.

And the granola bar is gone.
I ate it.
Canada is gone as of 1715 yesterday.
Mother Nature/Royal Caribbean cancelled it.

So, what to do but repack.

Repacking Accomplished.

I think many of the passengers are bailing.
So, the ship should be nicely uncrowded.

Wednesday and 41 days to the mid terms

0749. I risked brekkie downstairs. It was either that or a PB and Honey Sandwich!

Normally, the day before a trip, I am anticipating an adventure.
Today, I am almost dreading the adventure to come.
I am all packed.
And ready to go.

All packed. One Bag. Less than 15 pounds. All good.

So, what’s the problem?
Going to Canada.
On a friendly old ship.
With proven great travel companions.

The problem is a HUGE nor’easter.

I asked my good buddy Robot to illustrate the problem.
You may notice that the arrows are a bit wonky.
And the ship runs into some uncharted islands off the coast of Canada.

I didn’t ask Robot to correct anything.
I didn’t Photoshop the problems away.
Because Robot could be right.

Let the adventure begin.
Tomorrow.

Tuesday and Fall’s Start

0653. Rain.

As promised. Rain.
The weather for the cruise to Canada is rain.
And wind.
And lumpy seas.
Maybe every day.

However, I will not complain about the weather.
Because I have been blessed over the past 5 years with outstanding sailing weather.
And sooner or later the smooth sailing bill comes due.

Try. Try. Try Again. Still trying the 2-inch cube.

I am just hiding out in the Old Bat’s Cave.
Trying to dodge Covid.

 

Monday and Summer’s End

0700. Last Day of Summer.

Cool and damp today.
Cold and rainy tomorrow.
Covid is loose in the Asylum.

“They” are predicting a nor’easter later this week.

None of those things are under my control. 
Indeed, very little is under my control.

Nevertheless.
Whatever happens is what I planned.

The Weekend – 44 Days to midterms

0938. The orchids were watered, and they were told they would enjoy dry conditions for the next 14 days. Deal with it.

Just received a slightly disconcerting email from Asylum Management. They announced that 14 residents in Assisted Living have Covid.  37 people live in Assisted Living.

So, on a Sunday afternoon, Management announced that over ⅓ of the Assisted Living residents are sick with an illness that management considers serious enough to mandate quarantine.

My view of Covid is that Covid just is. And it’s nothing for me to get excited about. But I am sure that is a minority opinion here at the Asylum.

My job is to not get Covid before I get outta here at 11 am on Thursday.

If at first you don’t succeed…

Try, try and try again.
Then STOP.
Don’t make an ass of yourself.

I have been making ever smaller versions of the cube.
My smallest attempt was consigned to the compost bin.

(I will try one more time.)

The Weekend

0620. How can any place that looks so peaceful be so messed up?

I am exhausted today.
Haven’t a clue why.
Just old, I guess.

Or maybe I am just lazy?

It’s FRIDAY and 46 Days to the midterms.

0621. Past the halfway mark for September.

Hard to believe that we are halfway through September.
And that means I am now closer to 83 than 82.
Nobody is promised tomorrow.

Signs of times from today’s walk.

This can not possibly be good.
Wall Art in the making!

Two of my favorite things. Wall Art and a Thrift Shop.
I did not return home empty-handed.

The wall art is sorta paint-by-numbers at this point.

It’s been 10 years and 51 weeks since I moved into the Asylum.
It’s been 11 years and 50 weeks since Carlton died.
All things considered, things have worked out remarkably well.
And for that I am very grateful.