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Went to the dentist this afternoon. I was underwhelmed by the dentist. The put me in the chair about on time. 65 minutes later the dentist makes an appearance. No “sorry for keeping you setting here for 65 minutes.”. By then I am pretty crabby and don’t have much good to say about the dentist.

After much fussing around he agrees that it is too late in the day to do anything – so he glued my tooth back in and told me to make another appointment to get it fixed. Methinks I’ll wait until I get back to Arlington to get it fixed.

Can you imagine anything more tiresome than a “President Santorum”? A “President Newt” wouldn’t be good for the country – but it would be damn interesting. And a “President Paul” would unite the Congress in a flash.

Turtle Time

Turtle Time

Is there anything more boring than being in a tiny hotel room with a man who is wildly clicking between a bowl game and the Iowa caucus. Can not decide which is the most boring.

Last winter I started working on a cookbook for the Palace – it was put on hold, but has come back to life. There is still lots to do. The cookbook is supposed to have recipes from Tutu (Granny). Take it from me, Tutu used lots of jello and cool whip.

I am working on the cookbook with a woman who agrees with me: 5 ingredients and 30 minutes is about our attention as far as cooking goes.

The Black Witch

Female Black Witch Moth - Ascalapha odorata

What does this mean for my 2012? The male black witch moth can have a 6 inch wing span. This one is a female – about 4 inch wing span. But still big.

In many cultures, one of these moths flying into the house is considered bad luck. A harbinger of death. Our moth didn’t actually come in. It stopped on our holiday wreath. What portends for 2012?

In Hawaii, Black Witch mythology, though associated with death, is happier.  The moth is an embodiment of the soul of a dead loved one returning to say goodbye. I just hope it wasn’t Carlton’s Mother!

2012

Party Reptile

Gotta stop messing with the gecko.

Started out 2012 by going for a 5 mile walk. Found a delightful cottage for sale. $895,000. 400 sq ft cottage. 10,000 sq ft lot on the ocean. I so don’t need a beach house. But, it is sweet. Maybe Carlton will buy it for me as a anniversary present. But, wait, I am trying to simplify my life. Ain’t nothing simple about a beach house. And, I could stay right here for 30 years for 895K.

Will 2012 end early because of the republicans or the mayans? I hope it is the Mayans. The Republicans will just grim us to death. The Mayans will take us out faster and with style.

New Year’s Eve

This cartoon about sums up our New Year’s Eve plans. It will be interesting to see how many fireworks we have. This year Honolulu banned all fireworks – except firecrackers. I am thinking that some folk might have come to our island to enjoy personal pyrotechnics. That is why I have earplugs.

Frankly, I wasn’t all that impressed with 2011. So, I am saying good riddance! Gee in 2012 we can look forward to the election and the end of the world come December 21. Of course, depending on the outcome of the election – the world may end earlier.

Big waves on the way for tomorrow. Haven’t had big waves yet this winter.

Getting Ready For 2012

Get Your Japanese Essentials.
Bring On The Spam
Don't Forget Fire Crackers

My grocery store wants to be sure everyone has all the necessities required for New Year’s. BTW – the beer and booze isles are well stocked too.

Train for 21st Century Jobs in Kona

Learn to Shear Sheep.

What can I add? The economy is really bad.

One of my teeth developed a little problem the other day. Teeth do not spontaneously get better. Thought about doing a DIY dental procedure. Thought better of it.

Will brave a visit to one of the local dentists. But, there are no dentists working this week. Next Wednesday afternoon was the first appointment I could get..

Checking on the 1%

photo - from Bing

Decided to checkout the 1% this morning. The 1% being Paul Allen. We think he is at his beach house. The beach house he uses for 2 weeks a year. He usually has one of his big ass yachts brought over and flies in on one of his planes. He used to have a 747. Don’t know what his “best” plane is these days. And, we haven’t seen his yachts this year. Just a Zodiac.

The beach house is on 10 acres. It is a gated estate inside a gated community. But, this is Hawaii. You can get pretty close one foot – after about a 2 mile walk. (Or you can swim by his private harbor.)

Today – I did the walk thing. As soon as I go in front of Mr Allen’s property, a very large security dude showed up. He spent much time talking on his radio about the “subject”. I was too chicken to take pictures. But, I sat down on the beach. The poor security dude had to stand about 10 feet away from me. Observing the “subject”.

I walked back out along the beach in front of the gated community. The gated community security guy came looking for me. He wanted to know if I was the “subject” who had upset Mr. Allen’s guards. Yep, that would be me.  Dangerous old haole woman, exercising my Hawaiian right to beach access.

Some of the dirt on Mr Allen’s real estate holdings.

 

Holidays – Day 12

When will this be over?

The holiday theme is getting a little tiresome, don’t you think?

My tiny fridge is stuffed. It is too stuffed to defrost. Filled with cake, huge oranges, mammoth avocados, papaya etc. etc. Guess dinner will include a big old orange and some avocado.

‘Tis almost the new year. What to resolve?

Holidays – Day 11

Did the Geico Gecko start out like this?

Lazy Xmas Day. Will be going to have dinner with the resident Canadians in a couple of hours.

I got the Kindle back from Carlton. He finished Dracula. Said it was one of the best books he ever read.

Holidays – Day 9

The village is in full Santa mode.

A fine day. Treated myself to a visit to Starbucks. A pleasure that Mr C can so not understand. Pay too much money for very fine coffee. And just sit. Doing nothing. Well, actually, I figured I should check out the Kindle’s WiFi feature. That was the rationale – if one was required – for the visit.

Then – beach time.

I have leftover mahi mahi and cake. I’ll figure out something nice to make with the leftover mahi. I also have more than a few avocados.  And some pineapple. All that might make a nice supper. With leftover cake.