eels

Big Old Moray Eel
Big Old Yellow Eel

This old guy is huge. At least I think it is a yellow eel. Could be a viper eel. But, I think not. Viper eels are sort of evil looking and this guy just looks big.

Cute Little Snowflake Eel
Cute Little Snowflake Eel

And for something totally bad – a video of the big eel.

The video illustrates total lack of skill as an underwater videographer.

But, now, I must get ready to go to a fundraising event. I was told to wear a dress. I actually went to the thrift shop and acquired a dress, a pair of shoes, and a purse. Got change back from a twenty. No expense was spared! No,

OldPro vs GoPro, continued

Going Out.
Going Out.

Went swimming out by the harbor today. You can see a fishing boat going out when we were swimming out to see the fishes.

A little post processing
A little post processing

Lots and lots of fish – but they were too far away for the GoPro.

My swimming partner checking out the sea floor
My swimming partner checking out the sea floor

My wetsuit (and bodyfat) makes me too floaty to get down much past 10 feet. So, I couldn’t get down to where fishes were. But, they were there.

There is a boat that goes out to feed the fish in the fish farm. It came by. I did wonder about sharks. I mean, wouldn’t a shark follow the food truck? Not to worry, my swimming buddy is armed and dangerous – he always takes a butter knife out.

Going out.
Finis Pau Done – should have remembered to lick the lens.

It was a fine swim. We were out for about 50 minutes.

I took a few videos. And, edited one using GoPro Studio.

It isn’t worth looking at. Trust me. I’ll do better. Maybe.

Note to Carlton: I am starting to get used to you not being here at meal time. I was in the grocery store this afternoon and my hand instantly went to the small bottle of salad dressing. And, I must tell you – I have sort of given up cooking. I am still a killer hunter-gatherer – but, I hunt and gather stuff that is ready to eat. Fruit, salad, veggies, cheese, hardboiled eggs, oatmeal, granola bars, tuna.. I figure I fixed at least 25,000 meals for us over the years. 50,000 if you count it as 25,000 meals per person. And, that doesn’t include breakfast. Or snacks. So, I don’t cook any more.

OldPro vs GoPro continued

wetsuits  = underwater spanx!
wetsuits = underwater spanx!

I still seem to accidently set the creature off while I am swimming around. And, it happily snaps away.

Now for a few fish.

Lined butterfly and threadfin butterflies.
Lined butterfly and threadfin butterflies.
strippedbelly puffer
strippedbelly puffer – think a little color correction might be needed here

and finally,

popup for a little looksee
popup for a little looksee – don’t want to get lost!

Dengue fever cases: 33 now. But, no new shark problems.

Note to Carlton: Kona is the same. Other than dengue fever and sharks – the most serious problem seems to be the coral bleaching. At least 1/3 of the coral has turned pure white. The ocean was so warm this summer that the coral sort of ejected its friendly alge. Only time will tell if the coral recovers or dies.

Sort of laid back time here. The social season is starting to crank up. And, I try to remember your “Misery is optional” guidance.

OldPro vs GoPro

Haven't made it to the water yet.
Haven’t made it to the water yet.

Trying to figure out how to get the damn thing started – it decided to take 30 unflattering pictures of me.

swimming out to the fishes
swimming out to the fishes

Then, while I am swimming out – must have accidently fired off another 30 shots of me. I had the thing tethered to my left arm.

But, in less than an hour 345 photos were taken – either accidently or on purpose. Nothing fantastic or even very good – but a couple that are OK.

linded butterflyfish
lined butterflyfish

and

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and a turtle

And when swimming in – saw a fine big eagle ray. Nope, no photo of it. Too far away.

OldPro Playing GoPro

Underexposure is very flattering to an old pro
Overexposed is very flattering to the old pro

And no, this wasn’t the GoPro – it was the google telephone.

The day was spent puttering around with a GoPro. I think I am too old to understand the GoPro concept. But, I don’t like that line of thinking. That is old person thinking. Don’t mind being an old person – since there doesn’t seem to be any good alternatives to being an old person – but – I don’t want to think like an old person. Might take some real pictures (stills) with it tomorrow. We all know I don’t do video.

That being said – the GoPro is just a strange camera. I even tried reading the fine manual.

and the go pro is pretty unkind to the old pro
and the gopro is pretty unkind to the old pro – bat wing arms and all.

And now – a little Kona

spam spam spam a lot of spam
spam spam spam a lot of spam

signs that you might be in kona…

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Plan was to do some serious experimenting with the Nexus camera. But, I wasn’t focused enough to patiently change settings etc. Maybe tomorrow.

Today… Mostly walking, snapping pictures of signs, little swim, tweaked a friend’s computer (windows10),  grocery shopping, nap, read. Watching football on tv and sort of pretending that Mr C was watching it too.

Carlton was quirky, fussy and a tad high maintenance, but he was damn good company.

Remember all that deacquisitioning that I did since Carlton died? I figure I got rid of 150 years worth of “stuff”. About 70 years of my stuff and 80 years of Carlton’s stuff. NOW, how do I keep from starting a new collection of stuff. More stuff will not make my life better. But, acquiring stuff is what Americans do.

 

1600 Hours – Kailua Pier

Swim Time
Swim Time
Beach TIme
Beach TIme
Fish and Canoe Time
Fish and Canoe Time

An all around fine day. Saw Saddle Butterflyfish and Reticulated Butterflyfish on this morning’s snorkel run. Made the fitbit happy.

Spring rolls for lunch. I haven’t felt the need to do any “cooking” yet. Veggies and cheese on tap for dinner.

Dengue Fever count up to 23 cases on our island. But, no shark bites.

Thinking about Erma Bombeck’s oft repeated quote:

Seize the moment. Think of all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.

 

It is good to have a plan…

Evacuation Plan: Grab Beer and Run Like Hell. Works for me.
Evacuation Plan: Grab Beer and Run Like Hell. Works for me.

Trade winds came back today, so the weather is better. Still hot. But nice and breezy.

Started off the day with snorkeling and wave watching. Didn’t do much else except reading. But, that is OK.

Got an email from my tax guy. Moving into the old ladies asylum has huge tax consequences and I wanted to have someone else crunch the numbers. The expert numbers were within 10% of my numbers. Happy that we are that close. I’ll use the expert numbers.

A little local news: at 50 something man was swimming the other morning at a “clothing optional” beach. Shark bit his legs. Maybe he’ll wear a Speedo next time. No just saw him on TV, he isn’t going to start wearing swim togs.

Oh, 19 cases of dengue fever on my island.

And, I have DO have shark attack and a dengue fever plans.

Shark Attack Plan: Don’t get bitten by a shark.
Dengue Fever Plan: Don’t get bitten by a mosquito.

dragon fruit and avocados
dragon fruit and avocados – farm market today

Boat Day

Early this morning from the lanai.
Early this morning from the lanai.

Today was much like yesterday. Both in activities – or lack of activity and hotness. I went out for a walk about 3PM and decided that it was just plain hot. And, there was no reason to go out for a walk – fitbit be damned. Only a really dumb haole would take their vampire white skin out for a walk in the sun for no apparent reason when it was 88 degrees.

This being boat day - the rental umbrellas came out.
This being boat day – the rental umbrellas came out.

Oh and this big bear of a dog is for Melissa… He was on the pier but didn’t seem to want to get in the water.

A chow-like doggie.
A chow-like doggie.

Great early morning in the ocean. Swimming with a flounder. Amazing fish, flounders… More fun to look at than to eat. I sort of stopped eating flounders after watching them in person.

Still Hot Here

Old School Prime Lens Full Frame shot.
Old School Prime Lens Full Frame Shot

A fine day. OK – some of you wanted to know what I do here…

Well today

  • Wake up at about 5am – first breakfast – coffee and cheese sandwich
  • Sit on a picnic table with a friend and drink coffee
  • Go snorkeling
  • Eat second breakfast – bacon, eggs, potatoes, toast
  • Walk to grocery, post office to mail a box, and wander down to the thrift shop (I resisted the urge to buy something)
  • Stroll by Hulihe’e Palace and visit
  • Back to Hotel – have to get my haole vampire white skin out of the sun – and read
  • Then walk around – not my idea – the fitbit’s idea
  • Back in hotel room at 4:30PM-ish. Had some nuts and grapes and coffee.
  • Washing my hair and a small dinner – then read some more. That is what is on tap for my exciting evening.

Had such a fine time snorkeling today that I am considering getting another underwater camera. But, I am into keeping my life simple and another camera – especially an underwater one – is not keeping it simple.